When they gave me the no. 10, I was very happy and proud to wear it. Ronaldinho...– Lionel Messi (via campnouforever)
loonylunalovegood97: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-bite-of-frost: frequentlytimelow: kittykatastrophic: marina-del-cyrus: Whenever I get period cramps I have never seen something so accurate in all my life… do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt. Did that teacher get fired? I feel like that teacher should get murdered Hmm, I can only...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: mermaidpirate: partybarackisinthehousetonight: if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill? sorry. BIG hill
Reblog if your parents aren't virgins.
augustuswatersisokay: tiktok-itsaclock: laugh-addict: This must be like the smartest and stupidest thing ever!! lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll I’m adopted oh snap
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
books: buy us.
me: yes master
masasexual: marciewantsthev: masasexual: Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character. Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
madamelasolitude: cas-wants-the-dean: cas-wants-the-dean: when i was ordering a burger yesterday the cashier asked for a name and i said primrose everdeen so when my order was ready she yelled PRIMROSE EVERDEEN and i ran up to the burger stand screaming I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE and that’s why you shouldn’t leave me alone in public Fuck you all this was hilarious BRAVO
I wish I could write. I get these ideas but I never seem to be able to put them...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via 74k)